So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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