What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i will never coherently bang her
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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