Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
