He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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