Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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