Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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