If that was your dad, he is hot
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
True strength comes from lack of pants
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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