you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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