It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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