come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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