Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I touched a dick in church today
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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