Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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