Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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