Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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