Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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