Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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