i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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