You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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