i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
