My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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