Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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