dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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