are you still at the devil's house?
My first STD was from a foam party
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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