For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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