The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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