She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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