You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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