He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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