I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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