therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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