I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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