is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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