Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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