This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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