well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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