OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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