I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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