you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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