Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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