After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
