Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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