my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
NoShamevember. You game?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Randomize