Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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