What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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