if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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