I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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