we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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