Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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