my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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