Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
my liver is dry heaving
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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