she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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