I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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