I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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