wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I need a hoe opinion
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