where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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